Words to repeat each morning in the mirror...
"I will smile no matter how hard the situation will be,
I will have a great day even when I know my gf is sleeping with another man,
I will do something nice for my gf, even though she's a f*cken b*tch
I will serve my country and its people in the time of need,

I will come back home from a hard day or work/school and drink* my heart out
I will fall asleep and have good dreams even if I knew there's no tomorrow
I will live and cherish every moment..."
See if that'll change your life :P